Emo Britain Interactive

Frank will be creating a much sexeher version soon, but I got boared of waiting, so in the meantime, play with this.





Your Name is DEAN JOLLY.
You Live in a TWO ROOM SHACK on the countryside of GREAT BRITAIN.
You have: BB GUN, FLASHLIGHT, and CELL PHONE in your Inventory.
You are at FULL Health.
You have 0 Queen Points.
You are DEPRESSED.
What do you do?

Hide the BB gun, you will surely be arrested for owning one. Surveillance is EVERYWHERE.

Look at your surroundings, see if there's anything interesting.

CAP wrote:Hide the BB gun, you will surely be arrested for owning one. Surveillance is EVERYWHERE.

You Quickly Grab the BB GUN:



And HIDE it behind your SHACK:



The QUEEN is DISSAPOINTED that you own a BB GUN:

Mr. Gestapo wrote:Look at your surroundings, see if there's anything interesting.

You look to the Right of your SHACK:



You see a DARK FOREST and a CITY. Both are Miles away.

Go inside the house and take a look around.

Director Ari Saberlin wrote:Go inside the house and take a look around.

Once inside, you see a TELEVISION, a CHEST, a BED, a PICTURE OF THE QUEEN and a WINDOW

> See if there's anything useful in the CHEST

Mr. Gestapo wrote:> See if there's anything useful in the CHEST

The CHEST is locked and requires a KEY.

> Open the CHEST with your TEETH and NAILS

Mr. Gestapo wrote:> Open the CHEST with your TEETH and NAILS

DEAN uses BITE AND SCRATCH ATTACK on the CHEST.



It isn't very effective. DEAN loses 5 Health and the CHEST remains CLOSED.

Remove the picture of the queen from the wall, place it in the middle of the room, and then take a giant shit on it.

Director Ari Saberlin wrote:Remove the picture of the queen from the wall, place it in the middle of the room, and then take a giant shit on it.

You Place the PAINTING on your BED...



And Smear your CRAP on it.




The QUEEN is appaled by your actions, -1 QUEEN POINT.

> Go outside and praise UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTH IRELAND, pleading forgiveness for your anti-UK actions.

Mr. Gestapo wrote:> Go outside and praise UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTH IRELAND, pleading forgiveness for your anti-UK actions.

The QUEEN is pleased with your actions.




Plus 2 QUEEN POINTS.

Go back inside the house and look for a key to open the chest.

Anne_Marie_Saberlin wrote:Go back inside the house and look for a key to open the chest.

You enter the SHACK again and notice a KEY next to the TELEVISION
Where did this come from?

GO pick up the key and then go to the chest and unlock the chest with key. Open chest and see what is inside.

Anne_Marie_Saberlin wrote:GO pick up the key and then go to the chest and unlock the chest with key. Open chest and see what is inside.

You use the KEY on the CHEST
To your supprise, it opens




Inside you see a PISTOL, a PICTURE, and a NOTE

Read the letter. And hide the pistol back in the chest. Hang up random picture in place of the Queen's picture.

Anne_Marie_Saberlin wrote:Read the letter. And hide the pistol back in the chest. Hang up random picture in place of the Queen's picture.

You hang the PICTURE in place of the QUEENS PICTURE and read the NOTE



Someone has left you a crudly writin NOTE, it says:
"Dean, he's watching you."
What could this mean?

Get paranoid. Because of paranoia, put pistol into pants (with saftey on of course ) Then try to cover the windows with the carpets. Maybe use some of the poop on the Queen's picture as glue?

Make the picture of the queen a flag on top of the house (clean it off of course), Make picture of Ireland and shoot it BB gun(as the real gun may be important incase of Irish invasion)

england is best kingdom